What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What's the opposite of irony?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do naked fish play with?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Where do surfers go to school?