What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why did the student eat their homework?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
How can you farm during the winter?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?