What is the most faithful insect?
A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
How long will dinner be?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What did the confused bee say?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?