What is the most faithful insect?
A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them.
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
How was the wedding?