What is the most faithful insect?
A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them.
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What is another name for a cow?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?