What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?