Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Which family member has tusks?