What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Quizno's®.
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?