What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What animal floats best?
Why did the foal cough?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Where do hamsters come from?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?