Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
He had too much gas.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Which insect makes the best father?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What's the noisiest food?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why did the baby cookie cry?