Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
He had too much gas.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why is a computer so smart?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did the fish blush?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why is summer always sad?