What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
I broke my finger!
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What bee is good for your health?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?