What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do you call an insincere horse?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?