I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?