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What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why do all the planets get along?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
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What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
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What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
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What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?