What does Santa use to help himself walk?
A candy cane.
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do bees chew?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?