What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did the sardine call the submarine?