How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
How does a squid go into battle?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What tree has the most bark?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Where do kittens go to school?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why are cowboys always religious?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?