Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What's black and white and red all over?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?