Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you call the dog magician?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?