What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Where does breakfast live?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Who invented fractions?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What is the coolest country?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?