What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Bad mittens.
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What animal floats best?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What part of a football field is never the same?