Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
How was the wedding?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do fairies always drink?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?