What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Where do superheroes blend right in?