How does dinner smell?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?