What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Fowl weather!
Where do German dogs sleep?
Which insect is the smartest?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why are ghosts always single?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?