What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Fowl weather!
What do you find at the end of everything?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did electricity win the race?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What is blue and not heavy?