Why did the echo get detention?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?