What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Do dads always snore?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do golfers drink on the green?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
