How long do chickens work?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do nosey peppers do?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
How do cats make a birthday cake?