Why do sewers make terrible runners?
They always have a stitch in their side.
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What is the color of the wind?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?