What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What fish loves to play in a band?