The museum curator needed a break.
What day is your mom always right?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
How do automobiles fly?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?