What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
What is the opposite of coffee?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?