What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
Where do ships always get stuck?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Which insect makes the best father?
What bee is good for your health?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Which family member has tusks?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?