What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why was the dog so popular?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What stories are told by basketball players?
How do fireflies start a race?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What makes music in your hair?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Where do termites go camping?