What utensil does water use to eat?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What kind of pants do fish wear?