What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
A groundhog.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What sweet treat never panics?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
How was the wedding?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What are the strongest days of the week?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?