What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
How can you make 7 even?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?