What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
A groundhog.
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do you call the dog magician?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do cats wear to work?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did the wolf say to the flea?