What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
A groundhog.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do insects learn at school?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why are ghosts always single?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?