Why did the elk have great hair?
It used a lot of moose.
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?