Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What shape is bad at driving?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?