What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What day is your mom always right?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What kind of music do planets like?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?