What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do elves learn in school?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What animal knows kung fu?
What did the confused bee say?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the fish blush?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why was the snake coughing so much?