What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Leaf me alone.
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What did March say to the madness?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
How long will dinner be?
What do bees chew?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?