Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Yeah, it was a cereal killer.
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?