What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
A doggy bag.
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why do trees have so many friends?
How do bears keep cool?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
When should you stop for a glow worm?