Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did the confused bee say?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What birds make average students?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?