Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Where do birds go to drink?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What building always gets stains on it?
We had a discussion about roses.