What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What did the ocean say to the beach?