What do pigs do over the summer?
They go on a ham-ily vacation.
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
How much money does a skunk have?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why was the broom late for school?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?