What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Where do termites go camping?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do you call a sleeping bull?