What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why are winter days great?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?