Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
How much money does a skunk have?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?