What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What game does chlorine never lose?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's a horse's favorite car?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What kind of car does a chicken have?