Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do bees chew?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Which plant has the best roar?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?