When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?