What kind of car does a chicken have?
A coop.
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What condiment has wings?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?