Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Because there was so much poison IV.
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What type of birds stay together forever?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why are turtles so shy?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?