What ocean creature can you never see coming?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What's the politest month?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?