Where do books sleep?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What did the painter say to the wall?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
How do billboards talk?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
How do eggs end a TV show?