Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Because there was so much poison IV.
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What kind of bird can write?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why do all the planets get along?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?