Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.