Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
They had no chemistry.
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What fairy loves to count?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?