Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why did the foal cough?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?