Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
They had no chemistry.
Why do bees buzz?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What makes music in your hair?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?