Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
They had no chemistry.
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Which singer could always break a five?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?