What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What's black and white and red all over?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?