What do mice bring on a picnic?
Ratatouille!
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What day do hands always go to church?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why did the frog starve?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why did electricity win the race?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
How do cats make a birthday cake?