What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?