My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What is the strongest animal?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?