My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?