My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.
What did the rug say to the floor?
Which fly makes films?
How does dinner smell?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What does Santa call Christmastime?