My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Which president loved to take baths?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
How do you get kids to do something?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?