Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?