Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
To ensure he had rich spring soil!
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you call a small mom?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?