Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
To ensure he had rich spring soil!
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call a pig thief?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why did Harry Potterâ„¢ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?