Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
To ensure he had rich spring soil!
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
How are mountains able to see?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?