Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
To ensure he had rich spring soil!
Which animal is the most religious?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Bears love exotic cars.
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What animal likes to party the most?
What animal scores the most in basketball?