What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?