What game does chlorine never lose?
Pool.
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why was the dog so popular?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?