What's a horse's favorite car?
A Mustang.
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Families are like fudge.
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
How much does freedom weigh?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?