What's a horse's favorite car?
A Mustang.
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why are frogs always happy?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
It's Crowded!
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
When do mice play every day?