Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
How do fireflies start a race?
What does a dog say before eating?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Are baby skunks cute?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?