Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
It was a steam engine.
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why was the cow afraid?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?