Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
It was a steam engine.
What do nosey peppers do?
Why was the bud so shy?
How do you get straight A's?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the sickly elevator say?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?