What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?