What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why are cars magic?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?