What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
How do billboards talk?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
How does a taco bless the table?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Which cats have the best manners?