Why did the boxer take so many naps?
He was constantly hitting the sack.
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What shape is bad at driving?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do cats wear to work?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's a forklift?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?