What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
How do you wash a lamb?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Where do pigs learn magic?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why are ghosts always single?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call a cow with two legs?