What tea do footballers drink?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What's black and white and red all over?
How does a squid go into battle?