Why did the boxer take so many naps?
He was constantly hitting the sack.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?