How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call an artistic dog?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
How do dog catchers get paid?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?