What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?