What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What's the opposite of irony?