Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why do bees gossip?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?