Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did the echo get detention?
How did the tree feel in spring?