What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
That barn door!
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Do you have the best ceiling?
How are mountains able to see?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Where do surfers go to school?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What fairy loves to count?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?