What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why was the cow afraid?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
The museum curator needed a break.
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Where do hands go on vacation?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?