Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
In the dog house.
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.