What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why are bakers paid so much money?