How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why is winter considered holy?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What birds always travel in twos?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why are fish such good architects?
What words make the best athletes?
Where do hamsters come from?