Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do math teachers eat?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
How do you know bees have allergies?