Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?