How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Where do ants go to eat?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?