I used to be addicted to not showering.
Luckily, I've been clean for five years.
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
I broke my finger!
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?