What kind of bird works at a construction site?
A crane.
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What day is your mom always right?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?