What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What does winter fat turn into?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What horn never makes a sound?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?