What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
He was disqualified from the limbo contest.
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What table can you never sit at?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Which plant has the best roar?
How does a barber get to work?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What building always gets stains on it?