What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
He was disqualified from the limbo contest.
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?