What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
He was disqualified from the limbo contest.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
How do you talk to a giant?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What animals make the best baseball players?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Which state has the best streets?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What animals love to close envelopes?