What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
He was disqualified from the limbo contest.
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
How do fireflies start a race?
What did March say to the madness?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you call two birds in love?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?