What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
He was disqualified from the limbo contest.
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why is winter considered holy?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What was the first animal in space?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?