What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique.
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Board Game With A Twist
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why are babies so good at basketball?