What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique.
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What country has the most fish?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do jokesters study in college?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?