What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique.
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Why do elephants have trunks?
What nationality are most fish?
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Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What fish sings the best?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?