What car can you only see twice a year?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
How do you get kids to do something?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do nosey peppers do?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
How many insurance policies do cats need?