What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique.
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What do you call siblings who love math?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Where does laundry go to college?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?