What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman.
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What siblings are always sad?
Where do actors go to pray?