What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why was the bud so shy?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why are all priests fit?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What happens when grass goes out of town?