What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Where do birds go to drink?