What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why is sand so optimistic?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?