What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?