What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?