What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you give a pony with a cold?