Where do mice leave their boats?
Why do bees gossip?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why do all the planets get along?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What did you learn in school today, son?