When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?