When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?