Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What words make the best athletes?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
How long do chickens work?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?