Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
A whiskey sour.
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Which is the worst season?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
I'm not a bad putter.
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?