What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?