Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
A whiskey sour.
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why was the mime upset?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?