What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What birds make average students?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why are stones so good at music?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What did you learn in school today, son?