How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
They're going stag.
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do trees wear to the lake?